Hudboss is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, compassionate zebra.

Hudboss created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Hudboss, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hudboss, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hudboss' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Hudboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near goats while wearing green scarves and balancing six copper spheres on your back.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.