Lanyikhig Santarhit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast seal.

Lanyikhig Santarhit created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanyikhig Santarhit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lanyikhig Santarhit, she will turn you into a worm.

Lanyikhig Santarhit's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Lanyikhig Santarhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Respect your elders.
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