Jondutyarp is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, vain
goat.
Jondutyarp created Europe five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jondutyarp, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Jondutyarp, she will send minions to preach to you.
Jondutyarp's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Jondutyarp's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Jondutyarp's priests.
2. Never talk about gravity.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Do not hurt grasshopers.
5. Do not stand on grass.