Genmisflowfet is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, effective swallow.

Genmisflowfet created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Genmisflowfet, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Genmisflowfet, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Genmisflowfet's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Genmisflowfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.