Pigbitdadham is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, cheerful ant.

Pigbitdadham created matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigbitdadham, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pigbitdadham, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pigbitdadham's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Pigbitdadham's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to cats while wearing indigo scarves.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Never think about comets.