Rigmilnab Hompodfobnat is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, weak centipede.

Rigmilnab Hompodfobnat created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Rigmilnab Hompodfobnat, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rigmilnab Hompodfobnat, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rigmilnab Hompodfobnat's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rigmilnab Hompodfobnat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. You must never eat parsnips.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Rigmilnab Hompodfobnat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near squirrels while wearing mauve ear rings.