Titsogtail is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, proud salamander.

Titsogtail created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titsogtail, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Titsogtail, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Titsogtail's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Titsogtail's Holy Commandments

1. Titsogtail loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

2. Feed all hungry birds.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Titsogtail on top of all buildings.

5. Never paint your arms brown.