Habjonlid is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, witty
donkey.
Habjonlid created the Sun five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Habjonlid, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Habjonlid, it will turn you into a mole.
Habjonlid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Habjonlid's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Put Habjonlid first in all things.