Flowwotlit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent centipede.

Flowwotlit created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Flowwotlit, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flowwotlit, she will manifest in front of you.

Flowwotlit's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Flowwotlit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Flowwotlit seven times a day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Hide from indigo swans for they are unholy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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