Targbatxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, intelligent goose.

Targbatxuck created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targbatxuck, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Targbatxuck, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Targbatxuck's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Targbatxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always look after injured swans.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Targbatxuck.

5. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Targbatxuck on top of important buildings.