Flowdisslik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud pigeon.

Flowdisslik created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowdisslik, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flowdisslik, it will turn you into a duck.

Flowdisslik's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Flowdisslik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Flowdisslik must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Flowdisslik.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.