Kimnadven is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, omniscient dolphin.

Kimnadven created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimnadven, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kimnadven, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kimnadven's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Kimnadven's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Kimnadven loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not commit murder.