Sandnibzig is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, happy hyena.

Sandnibzig created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Sandnibzig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sandnibzig, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sandnibzig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Sandnibzig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Sandnibzig on top of important buildings.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.