Bigciblad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, able zebra.

Bigciblad created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigciblad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bigciblad, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bigciblad's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bigciblad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear zinc on your body.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.