Lenfatgom is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, fussy lobster.

Lenfatgom created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenfatgom, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lenfatgom, he will destroy your favourite star.

Lenfatgom's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Lenfatgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Feed all hungry bats.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never feed spinach to geese while wearing orange hats.
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