Canganfun is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, stupid guinea pig.

Canganfun created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canganfun, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Canganfun, he will throw large rocks at you.

Canganfun's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Canganfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck magenta.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Erect a giant black sculpture of Canganfun in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect three copper sculptures of Canganfun on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about dark matter near badgers while wearing gray hats and balancing five titanium spheres on your feet.