Nurtpogdot is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful coyote.

Nurtpogdot created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtpogdot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nurtpogdot, he will turn you into a slug.

Nurtpogdot's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nurtpogdot's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Always help foxes.

3. Never feed lots of lentils to horses while wearing red boots.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near mice while wearing gray ear rings and balancing seven tin spheres on your legs.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.