Liblitjat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful camel.

Liblitjat created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Liblitjat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Liblitjat, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Liblitjat's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Liblitjat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red tortoises for they are unholy.

2. You must love Liblitjat.

3. Liblitjat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near doves while wearing violet kilts and balancing seven tin spheres on your feet.

5. Never hurt gulls.