Stafboglig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, selfish gnu.

Stafboglig created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stafboglig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stafboglig, she will send you a sign.

Stafboglig's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Stafboglig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not make images of living things.