Yamrotdot is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, calm crane.

Yamrotdot created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamrotdot, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yamrotdot, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Yamrotdot's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Yamrotdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink hats.

2. Never think ill of sick snails.

3. Yamrotdot loves cats, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not take Yamrotdot's name in vain.

5. Put Yamrotdot first in all things.