Mabyaddum is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, fast armadillo.

Mabyaddum created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabyaddum, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mabyaddum, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mabyaddum's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Mabyaddum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never bounce in the presence of tapirs.