Huggonrag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, resourceful turtle.

Huggonrag created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Huggonrag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Huggonrag, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Huggonrag's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Huggonrag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown frogs, for they are unholy.

2. Gulls are not to be trusted.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always help seals.

5. Do not take Huggonrag's name in vain.