Hankadyik is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, stupid fish.

Hankadyik created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hankadyik, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hankadyik, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hankadyik's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Hankadyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick squirrels.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hankadyik.

5. Always treat mites with great respect.