Dissdusscusskop is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, resourceful goose.

Dissdusscusskop created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Dissdusscusskop, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dissdusscusskop, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dissdusscusskop's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dissdusscusskop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bread.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Dissdusscusskop loves eagles, so they must be respected.

4. Never think ill of sick ants.

5. Always take life seriously.