Baploopfattail is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witless butterfly.

Baploopfattail created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baploopfattail, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Baploopfattail, she will not care.

Baploopfattail's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Baploopfattail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Run away from white birds, for they are unholy.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not make images of living things.