Dimminfossmad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, prudent bee.

Dimminfossmad created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimminfossmad, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dimminfossmad, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dimminfossmad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dimminfossmad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dimminfossmad's priests.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dimminfossmad.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not kill nematodes.