Pasvagyikgat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish bear.

Pasvagyikgat created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasvagyikgat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pasvagyikgat, it will make you grow a tail.

Pasvagyikgat's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Pasvagyikgat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always obey Pasvagyikgat's priests.

3. Always help sick mites.

4. Never paint your face fawn.

5. Always pray immersed in water.