Kipshavjin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, dishonest cat.

Kipshavjin created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipshavjin, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kipshavjin, she will turn you into a snail.

Kipshavjin's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Kipshavjin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kipshavjin.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.