Sidzagbast is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful coyote.

Sidzagbast created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidzagbast, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sidzagbast, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sidzagbast's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sidzagbast's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sidzagbast.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Do not chop down trees.