Fagcimkomsog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, tranquil slug.

Fagcimkomsog created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagcimkomsog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fagcimkomsog, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fagcimkomsog's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Fagcimkomsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never paint your legs blue.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.