Bussisciss is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humorless crab.

Bussisciss created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bussisciss, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bussisciss, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bussisciss' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Bussisciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of tapirs.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

4. Put Bussisciss first in all things.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.