Davgessnil is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, contented faun.

Davgessnil created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davgessnil, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Davgessnil, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Davgessnil's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Davgessnil's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Always wear red.

3. Never write about eukaryotes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.