Gutpomyam is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring camel.

Gutpomyam created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Gutpomyam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gutpomyam, it will not care.

Gutpomyam's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Gutpomyam's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Always help sick aardvarks.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.