Cedyatmon is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, compassionate manatee.

Cedyatmon created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedyatmon, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cedyatmon, he will turn you into a goat.

Cedyatmon's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cedyatmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never feed onions to shrews while wearing jumpers.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.