Cuttiklam is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy
unicorn.
Cuttiklam created Europe twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Cuttiklam, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Cuttiklam, it will turn you into a rock.
Cuttiklam's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Cuttiklam's Holy Commandments1. Never feed peas to turtles while wearing shoes.
2. Always help sick goats.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Put Cuttiklam first in all things.