Fonnellyam Sismethon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful lizard.

Fonnellyam Sismethon created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonnellyam Sismethon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fonnellyam Sismethon, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Fonnellyam Sismethon's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fonnellyam Sismethon's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Worship no other gods but Fonnellyam Sismethon.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.