Bimsasstrag is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unselfish
seal.
Bimsasstrag created life two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bimsasstrag, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Bimsasstrag, she will turn you into a worm.
Bimsasstrag's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Bimsasstrag's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bimsasstrag.
2. Never write about solid mechanics.
3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Always help doves.
5. Never mention cats.