Dodbellvil is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, blissful hedgehog.

Dodbellvil created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodbellvil, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dodbellvil, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Dodbellvil's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Dodbellvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Never skip in the presence of seals.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Never write about galaxies.