Farnruttyog is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unselfish bee.

Farnruttyog created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farnruttyog, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Farnruttyog, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Farnruttyog's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Farnruttyog's Holy Commandments

1. Farnruttyog loves eagles, so they must be respected.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never mention doves.

4. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.