Bimwatjen is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciless bird.

Bimwatjen created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Bimwatjen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bimwatjen, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bimwatjen's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bimwatjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

3. Do not keep four sharks in a large pit.

4. Do not sprint in public.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.