Flambudbot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy crab.

Flambudbot created tapeworms three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flambudbot, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flambudbot, she will not invite you to parties.

Flambudbot's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Flambudbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near frogs while wearing cyan shoes.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Always obey Flambudbot's priests.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.