Yikbepnat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, bad-tempered gnu.

Yikbepnat created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yikbepnat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yikbepnat, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yikbepnat's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Yikbepnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.