Latnegnill is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, staggering fairy.

Latnegnill created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Latnegnill, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Latnegnill, he will make you grow a tail.

Latnegnill's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Latnegnill's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not kill squirrels.

4. Always look after injured grasshopers.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.