Flanflag Kemlarnbam is a god.

He takes the form of a small, merciful deer.

Flanflag Kemlarnbam created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flanflag Kemlarnbam, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flanflag Kemlarnbam, he will manifest in front of you.

Flanflag Kemlarnbam's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Flanflag Kemlarnbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Run away from violet sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Always obey Flanflag Kemlarnbam's priests.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never think about galaxies.
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