Panghinsis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, charitable wyrm.

Panghinsis created the universe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panghinsis, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Panghinsis, it will throw large rocks at you.

Panghinsis' most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Panghinsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Put Panghinsis first in all things.

4. Never write about enzymes.

5. Never talk about fire.