Habfaspin is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, humorless centaur.

Habfaspin created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Habfaspin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Habfaspin, it will make you grow a tail.

Habfaspin's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Habfaspin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum gravity.

2. Do not speak about garlic.

3. Habfaspin must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not eat spinach.