Capdaglap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous unicorn.

Capdaglap created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Capdaglap, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Capdaglap, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Capdaglap's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Capdaglap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near dogs while wearing yellow jumpers and balancing seven tin spheres on your arms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never feed lots of tomatoes to aardvarks while wearing blue kilts.