Centitpon is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, thoughtless bat.

Centitpon created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Centitpon, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Centitpon, she will destroy your favourite star.

Centitpon's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Centitpon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Run away from orange porpoises, for they are unholy.

4. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Hide from violet otters for they are unholy.