Bissternurlnelcemnigdad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, strong yak.

Bissternurlnelcemnigdad created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissternurlnelcemnigdad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bissternurlnelcemnigdad, he will strike you with lightening.

Bissternurlnelcemnigdad's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bissternurlnelcemnigdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near birds while wearing red stockings.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not wear white clothing.