Gidquafcem is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome
rat.
Gidquafcem created vertebrates three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gidquafcem, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Gidquafcem, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Gidquafcem's most sacred site is Gassin in France.
Gidquafcem's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the west.
2. Always treat hamsters with great respect.
3. Always look after injured rats.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Never hurt goats.